MY TALENT
by Chris Duffy

I have more talent in my little finger, than in any other finger.

I have more talent in my little finger than Tom Cruise has in his little finger.

I have more talent in my little finger than I have exotic poisons lacking antidotes in my little finger.

I have more talent in my little finger, but I'm just not going to access it right now because it's getting late and I'm kind of tired.

I have more talent in my little finger than outside my little finger.

With apologies to Matt Cibula